January 2012
Dear SOPA and PIPA, I have no boyfriend nor...
The internet is all I have, Please don’t take it away from me.
my brother Hades just told me that his dream team is Oscar Wilde as the Doctor, and Stephen Fry as his companion…..why have i never thought of this?
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Yes.
Doctor: Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
Me: No.
Doctor: Are you taking birth control pills?
Me: No.
Doctor: Do you use condoms?
Me: Nope.
Doctor (beginning to look concerned): Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
Me: Not that I'm aware of.
Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone): Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
Me: Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.
FACT: Queers absorb sunlight, sugar and carbon...
factsaboutqueers:
Scientists are also considering packing them on the Mars expedition because of this.
FACT: You can tell a queer person is aroused when...
FACT: All gay people smell of flowers. If you can...
FACT: 'Coming Out' refers to the process in which...
it would be ungentlmanly for me to come before the lady has come at least 25 times.
“The bulk of Science is wrong.”
– Professor R.Jones, a leading Australian climate scientist, winner of the Burtoni award for a wealth of pertinent research in the field of adaptation, who’s PhD is still considered the leading textbook in its area of study (despite being nearly 25 years old), a man who has been providing...
